Careers
No open positions. Stated plainly.
No open roles right now. We're a small operation — the catalog does the talking. When that changes, it'll be posted here, plainly, with no follow-up required.
Here's what working at 34Counts would look like:
No posturing, no hedging, no exclamation points in your Slack messages.
Direct, confident, unapologetic — the tone of someone who means what they say.
An employee discount on the catalog, and words that actually speak for themselves.
Nothing open today. Check back, or shop the catalog in the meantime — it funds whatever comes next.
TL;DR: No roles today. When that changes, it'll be posted here.
Future Opportunities
When hiring opens up, these are the areas most likely to need people:
Design & Creative
Saying it plainly, in print
Customer Success
Order support, no runaround
Operations
Keeping things straight
Last updated: October 1, 2025